I was talking to Tommy yesterday, and he asked why I hadn't updated the blog in a while. I was surprised to learn that I have a blog; upon a moment's reflection I remembered INITFORTHEMONEY. Tommy has the blog in his RSS feed and checks it weekly. Tommy is our most dedicated, and probably only, fan. This post is dedicated to Tommy.
I told Tommy that I would write a post about him, so here are some guesses I've made about Tommy and his life:
Name: Tommy
Age: 20something
Birthplace: I have no idea. France. He's French. Tommy was born in Paris.
Car: Tommy does own a car, or at least has access to one. Tommy is a dangerous driver. Do not ride in a car with Tommy.
Education: I know he went to high school at some point. Maybe he did some stuff after that. I think he can program computers, so that's probably evidence that he went to college.
Career: He is a construction worker and his job apparently requires him to drive past my house every day. Tommy told me that "I always wonder, is he home? is that his car? should I say hi? I'm covered in mud, but I should say hi!" Tommy has yet to say hi.
Siblings: Tommy occasionally mentions his brother, who is dangerously tall. Like 6'7 or something. He might have a sister, or I might be imagining that part.
Dog: Tommy used to have a dog. He might still have a dog. We all pretty much agreed that dog was Tommy in dog form.
Social Skills: Tommy told me I am dangerous and intimidating. Obviously, Tommy has never met me.
Tommy Stats:
Height: About 6'1?
Weight: 120 lbs
Driving Skills: 3/10
Self-Defense: 7/10
Awkwardness: 8/10
Humour: 10/10
Classiness: 8.5/10
Enthusiasm: 100/10
Awesomeness Coefficient: 2.51
The Awesomeness Coefficient is a long story. 2.51 is very high. Tommy should be proud.
This concludes part one in our four thousand part series entitled Tommy.
DISCLAIMER: In case Tommy gets taken to court or something, this post is meant to be humorous. Tommy is not actually a dangerous driver. Also he has just informed me that he is from Joilette, Quebec, not Paris.
