Hi.
If you're reading this page that means that you're one of the millions of people want to know about Famous Rob, what makes him tick, what does he like and dislike, how does he stay nimble enough to dodge the many hot women throwing themselves at him daily, and of course, how can you invite him over for meatloaf and mashed potatoes. Gravy is the answer to all of those questions of course but you bring up a good point in asking. That is why I've endeavored to create this homage to my backstory.
It all began in cold night in the middle of winter when I was born well after my bedtime. After moving around a bit as a child I ended up in the Northwest Territories with two parents, three siblings, and seven billion mosquitoes. As I grew less young I learned many things, that I was not good at basketball, that the principal will give you special treatment if, say, during a science project on radar you catch him speeding, and that I enjoyed writing.
After finishing high school in a less bloodthirsty atmosphere, I tried many things, some of which I was good at and some of which I wasn't including, acting, cleaning, traveling, moving, working with kids, working with the elderly, just working, throwing things away, throwing fridges off balconies, picking up broken fridges, mowing grass, having allergies, being engaged, not being engaged, acting again, going to school, paying off student loans, drumming, waiting tables at restaurants I don't work for, having teeth knocked out by rocks, elbows, dogs and the Kentucky Fried Chicken of the Bahamas, and learning 'Mary had a Little Lamb' on every musical instrument I could. All of this brings us up to the Goat Incident, where I met Matthew and needless to say I had a few strong words at the time to say about his behavior. But despite his effort to pin the blame on me we became friends.
That brings up to the days just prior to this blog being born. I say born not because it involved an output of creative energies, but because it involved blood, screaming, and copious amounts of expletives. We decided that we were brilliant and should launch a fierce campaign to explain that to the world. And that leads me to today. I'm hungry. I need cheesecake. I'm gonna go eat some cheesecake.
