Life Coaching

CHANGE OF PLANS GUYS

Apparently we are no good at "business." For those of you who took our advice, we are both sorry and not legally culpable for whatever you did with that post. Our disclaimer is, or at least should have been, somewhat more clear about that. Also, if you took our advice and it somehow helped you, leave us a comment. It would be somewhat helpful, as we now owe the Irish mafia quite a bit of money.

Anyway, if there's one thing we can learn from this experience, it's that we are extremely qualified to be life coaches. And people should pay us up to $301,891.15 for our advice. Preferably within the next couple minutes. Oh god, they're here. Run.

Anyway.

Matthew: Hey Rob, how do we "be life coaches"?

Rob: Coach people on life?

So, if you feel that your life isn't exactly the way you want it to be, all the time, we can help. We can help you feel empowermental and fulfillified and stuff. We can help you become the self your real self always wanted to you to self-actualize. We can help your external reality mirror your internal perspicacity. What does perspicacity mean? Further research required. We can help you attract relationships with other empowermental people who are fulfillified and stuff.

Here is a free trial of what you may experience during a session of life coaching with one of our two extremely qualified professional life coaches:

1. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

2. Good Will Hunting was awesome.

3. Wasn't it though?

4. A dream is a wish your heart makes. Dreams are your #1 priority.

5. You need goals for some reason.

6. Make it your #1 priority to find out why goals are so important.

7. Create a support network. Like Spiderman. He'd be very supportive. So would your mom.

8. A support network is your #1 priority.

9. Your Mom is my #1 priority.

10. I'm so sorry Matthew said that.

11. Sorryness is your #1 priority.

12. Your Mom.

13. Dude we should be dating coaches. New post forthcoming.

14. WHAT??!?!??!!